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03 Apr

- D VERMA

1.    What has a mouth but cannot eat? - A River
2.    Why is the letter ‘T’ never dry? - Because it is the middle of water.
3.    What has teeth but cannot bite? - Comb.
4.    What part of a clock is never new? - The second Hand
5.    What is Adam’s and Eve’s telephone numbers? - 281 two ate one
6.    Round as a globe as busy s a bee if you guess this riddle I’ll give you a key? - Clock
7.    The first is the first of you. The second and the third are zero too. The last is the last is the last of you. What are you? - A Fool (The first is F, 2nd and the 3rd are OO, the last is L)
8.    Once a fellow met a fellow in a fellow field said the fellow to a fellow How many f’s in it - There are no F’s in IT.
9.    Betty bought a bit of butter, she tasted the butter, the butter was bitter, So Betty ought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.
10.    How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cuckoos. And if the cuckoos were cooking in the stew and they kept on cooking till they said cuckoo, how many cuckoos could a good cook cook, if a good cook could cook cuckoos.
11.    Mithoo-Madon married Minoo Merchant on Monday morning at Mehar Mansion and went to Mahableshwar.
12.    Peter piper picked a peek a peek of pickled pepper pie. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper pie, where is the peck of pickled pepper pie which Peter piper picked.
13.    Don’t trouble trouble, - Till trouble troubles you - You’ll only double trouble - And trouble others too.
14.    How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
15.    A movie director once asked a smart looking passer-by - “Would you like a role” - The man replied “A role! No thanks I’m not hungry”