- Minoo Daroowalla – When in Std IV
MORE THAN HE DESERVES
Student: I don’t think I deserve an absolute zero Sir?
School Inspector: Neither do I but it is the lowest mark I am allowed to give
TIT FOR TAT
The shopper a little girl had reason to complain
This is a small loaf for two annas
Well you will not have so much to carry replied the shopkeeper smilingly to pass it off
Here is one anna, replied the little girl. You will not have so much to count.
SCHEMER
Voices on the telephone: My son won’t be able to come to school today
Teacher: Who is speaking, please?
Voice: My father Miss.
PROPER SUIT
Have you ever appeared as a witness before?
Yes your worship
I what suit?
My white Sharkskin Suit
LONDON TOWN
When i went to London Town I saw a lady dressed in brown. She was a queen but wore no crown. That’s what I saw in Town
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