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01 Apr

Once we went to the land of GLEE,
And the pass-word was Ha! - Ha! Hee!
The children were gay.
They danced all the day.
And they even danced with me.
- Charles Kehela.

There once were two cats of old Lenny,
Each thought there was one cat too many.
Sc they fougH and they hit.
And they tore and they bit,
Till instead of two cats there weren't any.
- Andrew Peiser

A man who went out to fight
Had a shirt which was too tight¬
He got a blow,
From his foe
And then the garment was no more in sight
- Suresh Nanda

There was a man of Z,
Who had rubber in his head,
When anybody asked him "How?
He used to make a bow,
And shyly blush bright red.

There was a man named Paul.
Who went to a fancy dress ball.
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But was eaten by the dog in the hall.
- Jal Desai.

There was a man called Nobby,
Who was pursued by a Bobby,
So he ran on and away,
Till they called it a day,
And decided he should change his hobby.
- Jal Desai.

There was a young man of Goschen,
Who took out his false teeth to wash ‘em
His wife cried: Oh Jack!
It you don't put them back,
I'll take the hammer and squash 'em.
- Saul Ezra.

There was a young man of Calcutta,
Who lay down and slept in the gutter,
The heat of the sun,
Burnt his skin like a bun,
So they rubbed him all over with butter.
- Saul Ezra